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Augustus's Letter

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A fan narration of Augustus Waters’s letter to Peter Van Houten.

So calming.

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edwardspoonhands: meghantonjes: marrymejasonsegel: goddessofcheese: fuckingrecipes: fangirlstarship: nerdamongnerds: sord: ukidoki: militaryfit-bombshell: Super Silky Summer Legs Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon. Ingredients 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar) 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon) 1-2 Razors Mix everything together in a bowl. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes. Shave your legs. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness! Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha. I have silky arm pits too!! Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs. i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.  FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE so I just tried this and ohmygoddddd what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection Well, I just did this and my legs feel amazing. I didnt notice necessarily a ton of dead skin, but I feel smooth as feckkkk. Never buying body scrub again. VIDEO IDEAAAAA And Hank jumps in with less serious intentions.

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Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and

ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

Well, I just did this and my legs feel amazing. I didnt notice necessarily a ton of dead skin, but I feel smooth as feckkkk. Never buying body scrub again.

VIDEO IDEAAAAA

And Hank jumps in with less serious intentions.

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Vincent Van Gogh - ‘In spite of everything’

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Eleanor and Park, by Rainbow Rowell

I’ve never felt heartbreak, and I doubt I will until I’m at least into college.

But the ending to this book brought me damn near close to it.  

I don’t understand how I can break my heart over these fictional characters that I’ve only known since Monday Morning, but I can.  And it hurts.

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Asker thereisnosaintellen Asks:
Want to know why I'm really "sensitive" and "picky" about John Green? Because he tries to act like an ally to my community and then uses transphobic slurs and defends Laci Green. If there's one thing we do not need in the queer community, it's another cishet white dude speaking over queer people who actually have experience with hatred and bigotry. Being a fan of someone who is problematic? Not that hard. Defending them and their problems? People are going to call you out for supporting it.
superhood superhood Said:

I don’t think John Green is trying to speak over your community, but rather help it.  I think it’s pretty clear that neither John Green or Laci Green is transphobic; Laci Green used that slur in a video three years ago, recognized that it was unacceptable, took down the video, and apologized.  John Green used the transphobic slur when stating a fact of Laci Green, not to be hateful or offensive towards anyone.  

I mean, OF COURSE he doesn’t experience with hate and bigotry because he’s cishet, but at least he’s trying to help?  I can sort of see why people are mad about Laci Green, since she used that word (I can’t see death threats toward her justified, though), but John Green was trying to defend her, since she was getting ridiculous amounts of hate.  

YES, she shouldn’t have used that word, YES, she apologized.  She used that word a while ago, and she’s realized what an offensive slur that is, and she said sorry.  She’s not transphobic.

YES, John Green defended her, NO, he did not use the slur to be intolerant, but state what Laci did.  

You cannot oversimplify it into that he used transphobic slurs and defended someone who apparently used slurs.  That implicates that he was directing the slur towards someone.  He was actually stating a fact (what Laci did).  Laci did use the slur, and that is not acceptable at all, but she said sorry and took down the video.  Can we forgive and forget?

John shouldn’t have used that word, but he did.  I don’t support the use of that word EVER, I’m supporting that we should forgive him for making a mistake.  Can we learn forgiveness and not hate?

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  • the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.
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When I’m sad, I remember that clams swim, and it’s the most hilarious and ridiculous thing.

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